Paw-And-Dump | Embroidered Premium Tee
“Paw-And-Dump” — technical analysis meets feline chaos.
This embroidered premium t-shirt is for every crypto trader who’s ever had their cat ruin a breakout, walk across the keyboard, or short the market emotionally.
Designed in crisp line art for that minimalist drip — and built to outlast your next liquidation event.
✔️ Embroidered for real traders
✔️ For humans supervised by cats
✔️ Guaranteed to amuse degenerates...sorry...pro traders, crypto bros, cat queens, meme kings, trading nerds
Traders owned by cats trade differently.
We’ve accepted the chaos.
Now wear it.
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Mobius Spot Collective
- Email: mobius-spot-collective-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Paw-And-Dump | Embroidered Premium Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
29 1/2
|
18
|
|
M
|
30 1/2
|
20
|
|
L
|
31 1/2
|
22
|
|
XL
|
32 1/2
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
33 1/2
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
34 1/2
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
35 1/2
|
30
|