Paw-And-Dump | Crypto Cat Embroidered Sweatshirt

£24.23

“Paw-and-Dump” — technical analysis meets feline chaos.
This embroidered Sweatshirt is for every crypto trader who’s ever had their cat ruin a breakout, walk across the keyboard, or short the market emotionally.
Designed in crisp line art for that minimalist drip — and built to outlast your next liquidation event.
✔️ Embroidered for real traders
✔️ For humans supervised by cats
✔️ Guaranteed to amuse degenerates...sorry...pro traders, crypto bros, cat queens, meme kings, trading nerds
Traders owned by cats trade differently. 
We’ve accepted the chaos. 
Now wear it.

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  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Regular fit

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.